Each episode in the final season except for the finale is named for a Queen song. A girls night goes awry when Sam and Jackie fight through all of it. I will try not to say this in every episode but it really is such a misfire to have Josh Meyers on this show. He is literally trying to be Eric and I don't know if that's Meyers' fault or the writers, but I'm guessing its the writers. Despite Samantha and Steven barely knowing each other, they maintain their relationship and dating for most of Season 8.
First introduced in season 4, Rhonda tries to connect with Fez at the prom when the students are trapped at school during a tornado. They end up not sleeping together, but Rhonda and Fez have numerous encounters and dates for a short period of time. He had fleeting clashes with the main group throughout the series, and Eric even experiences an alternate timeline in which he marries Rhonda. Although she was never a main character on the show, Big Rhonda was a character synonymous with That show from the 70s.
First introduced in season 6, Brooke and Michael get together at a Molly Hatchet concert and try to date afterward. After this, Michael begins to take life more seriously and enrolls in the police academy. Because she thinks this, Michael quickly matures and changes his character to be a good father to his son. Randy joins the group for the last season and develops a close relationship with Red after proving how adept he is at fixing various things.
While Randy is accepted by the majority of the group, Fez has a hard time fully trusting and accepting Randy as a friend. Randy and Donna have many similarities, but unfortunately, Donna cannot get over her feelings for Eric and the couple part ways. Fans either loved him or hated him for his role in the group. One of the most memorable characters is Casey Kelso. What fans remember most of Casey Kelso is that he dated Donna for a short period of time.
During their relationship, Casey pressured Donna to misbehave and misbehave. He pressured her to drink in public and skip school. Steven Hyde: Look man, I gotta talk to you about some things that happened while you were gone this summer. Michael Kelso: Hyde, if this isn't about free ice cream, naked volleyball or a dog wearing a hat and sunglasses, I'd rather not know.
Rhonda: I may not be popular, but if given the chance, I'll put out something fierce. Steven Hyde: Hey, Forman. This movie better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm gonna be super-pissed. Fez: I know that I just met her Mr. Red, but I love her. She is I want to climb her. Donna Pinciotti: Just because a guy wants to pay attention to me, does not mean he wants to see me naked. Of course not. I love your mind. That's the thing I love. Kitty Forman: I just feel that you being seen out with a student, it's just bad principle.
Kitty Forman: Don't worry if Donna's smarter than you. I'd take a dummy over a jackass any day. Eric: Donna can't be smarter than me because I'm the man, and that's just the way it is. Kitty Forman: Well, I do better on tests than your father, but he's the one brave enough to kill spiders.
And since we've been married how many tests have I taken? How many spiders have your father killed? Kitty Forman: Honey, Michael may have an incredible built and movie-star good looks. But, you're much smarter. Jackie Burkhardt: Your mom can't hang out with Donna. Don't you know what women talk about when they're alone? Red Forman: [to Hyde] You know all that rent money you've been giving us? I've been putting it all in a bank account for your college fees Eric: Ohh We'll take two promise rings, and a misdemeanor's worth of the other stuff.
Donna Pinciotti: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we're engaged. Jackie Burkhardt: No, no, no. You can't be a part of this gang. I had to kiss butt for a year to be a part of this gang. Eric: Okay, I just want to tell you that this play will be done like always. That means that all of your ideas, while interesting, are stupid. Now, we need the wise men. Anybody got any suggestions. Jackie Burkhardt: [points to Rhonda] Michael, why am I not in the loop?
Why is she in the loop? Michael Kelso: Uhh Jackie, I don't know what loop it is you're talking about. But, if she's in it, I don't think there's any room for you. Michael Kelso: Well It's not because nobody wants you to have one. That's for sure. Eric: Yeah, Bud. Jackie Burkhardt: If somebody doesn't tell me I'm cute in the next five minutes, my head will explode. Jackie Burkhardt: So, what? Don't ruin this for me, Donna. This is just like my play.
She's just being a wet blanket. Red Forman: Bud, being a teenager is like being in a war. One minute, you're crawling around blind. Next minute, you get your foot blown off. Bud Hyde: I wouldn't know anything about that. Never been to war. I was a conscientious. Michael Kelso: [picks up two bowling balls] Hey, guys, I got 10 pound balls. Coach Ferguson: Well, well. Hyde, in school after hours? What are you trying to establish an alibi? Steven Hyde: Coach Ferguson. Shouldn't you be out teaching boys to play with balls?
Michael Kelso: Hey, guys, look! I have ten pound balls! That never gets old. Now, Jackie was always trying to change me. Act your age, Michael! Stop shooting grandma with the water pistol, Michael! Michael Kelso: [the gang is trying to eavesdrop on the parents' conversation reacting to Donna and Eric's engagement] Hey, I'll go spy on them, I just gotta run home real quick and change into my ninja outfit.
Eric: [Eavesdropping through the glass door on the parents' discussion about the news of Donna and Eric's engagement] I'm trying to read Red's lips, but I can't make it out - he keeps calling me a stupid duck. Michael Kelso: [to Fez, who has been prejudiced against] Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin or your funny accent or that girly little way you run.
But you know what? You're not alone. Why do you think the martians won't land here? Kitty Forman: Red, I'm sure you'll do fine. Just remember now, Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow who never calls a child 'dumbass.
Steven Hyde: Forman, you have a responsibility to all of us. You have to find out what's under that smock.
Leo: Hi, Red. Would you give these to Kitty, please? Red Forman: Oh, Kitty. These are for you. Looks like you got a date with a stoner.
Kitty Forman: [takes flowers and reads attached note] "Roses are red, violets are blue. Milk, eggs, coffee. Steven Hyde: Oh, really? Well, until you do Red Forman: You still got Eric. He's kinda like a baby. I can make him cry if you want to. Steven Hyde: Face it, Forman, Donna has bad taste. I mean, look at her dad. The apple doesn't fall far from the Bob. Donna Pinciotti: I don't get Eric. Why won't he wear that ring? A lot of classy men wear rings. The Pope does.
My uncle Carmine in Hoboken does. You lose his ring, you wind up in a dumpster. And that's just a warning. Jackie Burkhardt: Being a model was my and Michael's dream Eric: Hmmm In your fantasy you're a model, and Kelso's In reality Kelso's a model, and you sell cheese. Kitty Forman: Ok, I need two people with keen feminine sensibilities to decorate Steven's party Donna Pinciotti: What the hell does she mean?
I'm feminine. I oughta kick her ass for that Michael Kelso: Because you're the skinniest one here. If anything blows up, you're the least likely get stuff fly at you. Eric: Yeah But if you go it would be better. I mean, who would be surprised if you blew yourself up? Red Forman: Michael Kelso scored higher than you on the test? This is the kid I saw super-glue his hand to his face.
Only, you don't always get what you paid for. Donna Pinciotti: My parents are going to the Playboy mansion this weekend. Anybody want souvenirs? Eric: You know, mom, there comes an age in a boy's life when the baby talk stops working. Yeah, when it does, it just gives a boy the urge to kill. Kitty Forman: Ok. Let's just keep the game going. If you were a shoe, whose shoe would you be? Donna Pinciotti: Well, I wouldn't want to be Red's shoe because it's about to go into somebody's ass.
Red Forman: You're gonna drive Donna home, and then you're gonna wait for me. That's an order. Bob Pinciotti: Ditto Aww, come here. I can't stay mad at you with that cute face. Kitty Forman: Well, what do you want them to do? Throw the party in the street? Fez: People are so friendly around here. The women on the corner just offered to have sex with me. Kitty Forman: You know, maybe Eric's test score is a blessing. It will be a good story when he's a senator.
Steven Hyde: How could you give her that ring? Eric: Don't tell Donna I told you, okay? She'd kill me. It's supposed to be a secret. Fez: Of course its supposed to be a secret.
Michael Kelso: Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it.
Michael Kelso: There are a lot of other hot older women out there besides Midge. And they deserve our respect. Fez: Yes, I would love to make love to an year old. They must know everything. Not just about sex, but history and trivia, too. Red Forman: You know, Steven, you're a smart guy. You really should go to college. You're coming with us, this weekend. Eric: I think I have everything. I got the keys, the cash, my "Who am I kidding? Fez: I would like to go back to my homeland, with all the knowledge I learned in Wisconsin Bob Pinciotti: Oh, I get it.
But, let me tell you something. You see a clown, I see you in college. You see your dad dressed as a ringmaster, I see you in grad school. You see a monkey in a tutu Well that just makes me laugh. Bob Pinciotti: What do you mean? You don't feel fulfilled? Why don't you feel fulfilled? I pay the bills. I put a roof over your head. I take care of you.
Michael Kelso: The only thing better than eatin' lobster is eatin' lobster and haulin' ass. Michael Kelso: [reading] Here's something that I did not know Midge Pinciotti: Women have to be weak and fragile, so that that men can feel superior. Donna Pinciotti: That's insane. If women don't learn to stand up for themselves, men will always control the world.
Michael Kelso: Really? Michael Kelso: You know what? All this talk about havin' fun makes me wanna have fun. Let's throw stuff at other stuff. Red Forman: Aw, Kitty, you think that she's all grown up. But there's still a lot that she doesn't know. I mean, what if her place doesn't have a deadbolt, or a smoke detector? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.
Red Forman: Why don't you just let it go? Maybe the reason girls don't like you, is because you just don't let things go. Stacey was saying just that thing today. Michael Kelso: There's no way it's better than Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors. Jackie Burkhardt: Mrs. Pinciotti, would you please tell Donna I'm right? Isn't it great when men act like they own you. Midge Pinciotti: Look, Bob, even the English language is sexist.
Why is it mailman and not mailwoman? Red Forman: I want you to forget that I'm your father for a minute. I want you to tell me exactly what you think of me. Midge Pinciotti: I need one card. Oh, here, Jackie. You take it. Steven Hyde: I knew hooking up with Jackie was a big mistake but I did it anyway. That's what she does, man. She makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before he met her. Donna Pinciotti: Umm I think one of them's a slutball and one of them knows it.
Jackie Burkhardt: Fine. I'll try to use small words so you can understand me. He WAS my first boyfriend. And you know what? You're going to have to learn to deal with it, and if you can't, and you're going to have to break up with me because of it, I can't stop you. But I think it's a real waste because I love you.
Steven Hyde: Being Kelso is like knowing the truth behind all the deceptions in society, but not being able to convince any of your fellow suburban friends that anything's wrong, man. No wait, that's me. Eric: Ok, I know it. She told you about "Dr. Fine, you got it. I couldn't sleep on the top bunk and I was Fine, I'm "Dr. Michael Kelso: [quietly] Sorry, man. I'm sorry. Everybody shut up.
Just, shut up. Red Forman: Eric's old enough to hear this kind of talk. Would you vote for the guy that did that? Steven Hyde: We need to do something that says "We're not gonna stand for a corrupt electoral system". Something that will leave a mark.
Midge Pinciotti: Donna, I have to do a lot of things I don't like to make your father happy. Eric: Did you hear that? The shrill voice, the bossy tone, the random hatred of all things that bounce? My God, she's Jackie. Eric: Wait, this isn't like the time that you bought a hamster, named it virginity, and then lost it? Eric: Hey, dad, um, I was wondering if you could show me, like, a few fighting moves.
Bob Pinciotti: David Milbank? He's got scoliosis and asthma. Red: Oh, come on now, Eric. Why don't you, uh, beat up Kelso? I don't work for his dad. Bob Pinciotti: Oh, no. Donna's not going near that pretzel boy! You gotta nip this in the bud, Eric.
Bob Pinciotti: I don't know! But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, and he went down. Red: [pauses and stares at Bob again] Hitting a guy with a banjo, is dirty.
It's a time of upheaval for the Formans. Red's hours have been cut back at the auto parts plant, and his holiday job with "Bargain Bob" is long gone. Kitty struggles to make ends meet. And Eric is in the throes of adolescence Am I right?
Anyway, right now Eric and his band of rebels are heading for a movie theater in Kenosha Eric: We're gonna do what Luke Skywalker was too afraid to do: use the dark side to our advantage. Donna Pinciotti: Eric, if we're gonna be married you've got to ease up on the Star Wars stuff. It doesn't apply to everything. Steven Hyde: Oh, I see how it is. When things get ugly, all of a sudden I'm family. On top, Donna is talking to Jackie. Kelso and Jackie. Trans Am. Mr Bonkers. Led Zeppelin.
Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. In the 8th and worst season what does the gang steal for fun at a local restaurant?
Fatso the Clown. Salisbury Steak. Whistle and Stick. Jerry Thunder. Cheese Puff.
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